Apparently visitors to the new Apple store in NYC were treated to a special kind of lock-in.  The kind that involves glass elevators, the NYPD, and drained hydraulic fluid.  Perhaps they need to replace it every year but just ran into a defective one?  Maybe the batteries wouldn't keep their charge?  There are just so many puns and innuendos here I'm going to have to bite my knuckle.  Come on now, sometimes you have to laugh.