This one was too good not to share.  Today I received an invitation via my personal email to test a new software app.  The email touts the many features of said app, many cryptic in nature.

Then under known issues:

"Deadlocks observed when [running] or exiting [the application].”

+1 points for honesty.  Now -2 points for not fixing the problem before issuing the beta. Grrrr.